True but thats because hes a fetus.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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