i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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