today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
