I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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