You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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