So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level