She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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