i don't like sucking hair
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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