I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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