I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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