Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We have so much sex to catch up on
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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