the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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