I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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