I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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