his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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