i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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