Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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