I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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