I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
