Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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