It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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