glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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