porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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