I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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