No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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