Pants 0. Shit 1.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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