Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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