On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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