R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Be still, my beating vagina.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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