Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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There r osticjed everywhere
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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