i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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