Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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