Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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