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he shaved USA in his pubs
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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