Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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