I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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