found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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