Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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