I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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