My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Quick, to the slutcave!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I pour the whiskey from now on
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
