You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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