I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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