I love black thongs
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Less talking, more tequila
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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