Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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