you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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