I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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