dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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