how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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