No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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