is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we're making bets on your personal life
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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