Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
