That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
where am i from again
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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