tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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