one two three fourrrrnication!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
