is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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