"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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