I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Randomize
