Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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