Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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